1. I won the lottery so I bribed the school.
2. I was walking home from school and a fly started chasing me.When I looked it was gone but I noticed I was in a pizza and a really fat guy was about to eat me until I slipped out and played with penguins.
3. I was about to watch tv but the wolverine came and stopped me and took me to this laboratory and gave some of his powers so I could live for ever and I had claws like the wolverine. I said to my teacher "why do I have to do homework if I'm a super hero".
4. I got abducted by aliens and when they returned me back to earth it was 2131.
5. When I got home I saw my maid with a wand and turned me into a unicorn and then I flew into the sun set.
6. Im to busy blogging I can't do my homework.
7.One day I went to the beach and I was just floating until a whale swallowed me.
8.I died by a car
9.a serial killer killed me
10. i got flattened by a monster truck
2. I was walking home from school and a fly started chasing me.When I looked it was gone but I noticed I was in a pizza and a really fat guy was about to eat me until I slipped out and played with penguins.
3. I was about to watch tv but the wolverine came and stopped me and took me to this laboratory and gave some of his powers so I could live for ever and I had claws like the wolverine. I said to my teacher "why do I have to do homework if I'm a super hero".
4. I got abducted by aliens and when they returned me back to earth it was 2131.
5. When I got home I saw my maid with a wand and turned me into a unicorn and then I flew into the sun set.
6. Im to busy blogging I can't do my homework.
7.One day I went to the beach and I was just floating until a whale swallowed me.
8.I died by a car
9.a serial killer killed me
10. i got flattened by a monster truck